Prompt Poll #14 (Patreon)

Here we are with the fourteenth weekly poll.  Sorry I didn't post it yesterday, it completely slipped my mind.

ASOIAF - New one shot - After King Robert learns about his daughter Bella's existence in the worst way possible, he's conflicted.  Refusing to let a daughter of his, even a bastard, live as whore, he also can't bring her to King's Landing lest she suffer his wife's wrath.  When Ser Baristan points out that the girl is about the same age of Ned's bastard, though, inspiration strikes.  Jon Snow has no idea what he's in for.  Opening line: "Our story begins as many epics do, with an angry fat man punching a pimp in the face."

ASOIAF - New one shot - When Daenerys never minded that her chambers were right next to Rhaenys’. Since Rhaenys started taking Daemon to bed, however, it's been difficult for Daenerys. Night after night of hearing her the older woman scream herself hoarse, crying out about how big Daemon is and how good it all feels is driving her mad. Touching herself can only do so much, and the images in her head aren’t enough for her. She knows it would be wrong to spy on them, but thinks it couldn’t hurt to look just once. What she doesn’t know is just how much her nephew wants her as well or how much her niece wants to watch him fuck her.

Harry Potter - New one shot - Auror Harry Potter catches Daphne and Astoria Greengrass stealing and goes to bring them in.  When they beg him to show mercy, he learns that their family got screwed over after the war despite not having supported Voldemort and that they can’t afford the potions that they’ve been taking since they hit puberty.  The women of the Greengrass line suffer from a "terrible" blood malediction that makes them into thicc, curvy bombshells, not at all what pureblood women are supposed to look like.  They talk Harry into letting them go in exchange for sex and Harry makes them realize that being the sexiest creatures he's ever seen isn’t a bad thing.