Big | The Horny Post | 12/21/23 (Patreon)

I am a big boi. I have come to realize that. I used to think I was smol because I'm a few inches below the average height of the American male. But I was ignoring how big I've gotten. I'm a grown up. Me not a teen anymore. I got THICCNESS in a lot of places. My thighs are FUCKING huge. You can lay on them like a pillow like Aaron Lock once suggested. My tummy ain't huge, but it ain't small either. And y'all with Tier 3 and above have seen it all. I want to be smol and cute, but I guess I can be big and cute too? I don't know. My ass is surprisingly small compared to the rest of my body. Not sure why that is.

So, I am big. I accept it, world. I'm a big boi who can take big dick.