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This was originally uploaded in February of 2022. Stuttering John's DMCA strike forced us to take it down temporarily but we're back baby!!

Producer Chris came over to go through more of Stuttering John's mostly made up autobiography. This time we learn about how badass John was when he was 9 and how it was constantly out-running the police. He also executed some hilarious prank calls, raised money for charity, and watched his friend tear his pants on a fence. All of that before he was even 12, it's amazing!

Then we learn all about the terrible OCD that John struggles with and the rituals it forces him to perform everyday. Thankfully John discovered a miracle drug for dealing with it. Can you guess what it is? Well, let's just say it's shaped like a silver bullet.

We wrap up with the latest episode of BrokenTalk to give you the updated entertainment news we all need from Patty BrokenSkull. He's got some pretty hot takes on Robert Pattinson playing Batman. Mostly, that he's hot.

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Anonymous

They kept his batting average when he was 7? And used it to hold him out of the all star game? And didnt tell his friend he didn't make the team the same day? You can tell the editor just took parts that seemed to fit better in ither chapters and moved them without changing any context. And this book was massively short on eord count which us why there seems like theres do much uneeded detail much of which do seem like generic stories from 1960s sitcoms not real life anecdote.

Anonymous

skitching was definitely a thing on LI back in the day. You could skitch in your shoes on the icy, poorly plowed roads, sometimes friends driving sometimes hanging on to a passing car. And in the case of a totally high acquaintance one night, the back of a train (he was young, the broken bones healed without significant long term issues).

Empty_Daily

Although this is older, there’s still like WATP bonus episodes to Creep Off’s one. Vote for Karl!

Jackzim

We called it bumper hopping and we hung out around STOP signs.

Jackzim

Surprised John didn’t mention his exit velocity or launch angle. Mr. K definitely touched John’s c0ck.

Anonymous

Just became A patreon member and love the content. I brought this book and his movie used on ebay so the stuttering smuck wouldn't get a cut of the profits!!!!

BIG TIME SUPA'CHATS

Thank you boys, Heard up to Chapter 5 . Noticed you added some of your original edits back into the mix. So some new jokes to go along with this stuttering fuk face

Anonymous

laughed all the way through, we need next episode now

Anonymous

We need a welfare check on our boy Patty C: 3 dead, 7 wounded after shooting at block party in Gary https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/3-dead-7-wounded-after-shooting-at-block-party-in-gary/