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This is the tragic tale of the male model featured in my animations. He once had a head, you see. No one knows exactly what he looked like, as no known picture exists of his original face, so the pictures you see are just an assumption along with dramatic reenactments. Regardless, he had an interesting characteristic to him that made him suitable to be used for POV stuff.

He essentially had an accordian for a neck. Could stretch it real good, which allowed me to do this.

That's how you get accurate POV shots, instead of the obviously "on-the-head" style POV shots. Truly masterful. An absolute beast of a dude.

Too bad he lost his head one tragic day when he stretched his neck a little too much.

It just popped off one day. Was an absolute mess. Horrible, horrible incident, really. No one likes to talk about it. Reattaching it wasn't possible, his head not only popped off... it just vanished. As though all its vertices were deleted from existence. Very odd, that. Even weirder was that he was still capable of moving and everything. Almost as if he weren't even a person in the first place.

But it did end up allowing for even better camera placements for that perfect POV stuff without having to worry about the head getting in the way. So there is that. Unfortunately I still haven't bothered to buy him any clothes. For every like this post gets, I'll put one penny towards getting him a pair of pants.


Dumb joke lore aside, I've been rather busy with RL stuff, so unfortunately my weekend release might be on the simpler side of things due to a lack of proper time to work on them. Just a heads up on that. I'll also probably be posting less because of it, and it might creep into November, so things might be a bit slower around here until things clear up. It's nothing major or anything to be concerned with, just life as usual.


As for the supporter survey, I figure I'll go over the results of it.

First off, Dead or Alive will be the poll for November 1st, then misc will be the poll for November 15th. I plan to keep the poll schedule as normal, even if things end up a bit slower. Gonna see if I can finally commit to just one animation for a poll. Best to do it while I'm busy, right? x)

Seems the majority of people want Lightning, while a smaller amount does not and an equal amount just don't care. More or less how I figured it'd go. Decent number of you waiting for Gladiolus, too. Well... I won't promise anything. And if you see a Lightning post from me... well... keep your guard up.

And, as expected, Final Fantasy reigns supreme in being what most people prefer from me. Considering I started out with it, and have continued with it for the most part, it makes sense. Decent proportion are cool with anything, though. And there were a lot of misc answers, but I won't go over every single one. I do appreciate the more indepth answers.

As for the final question... there are over 100 responses, so I won't be going through all of them. I will highlight some that made me laugh.

"the next scientific breakthrough" - all I can think of is a your mom joke, sorry.

"help with my homework which is due in exactly 6 hours" - never did get a followup on what the subject was.

"I love you bossman and I hope you live a long and happy life." - aw shucks ( ͡°⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ⁄ʖ⁄ ⁄ ͡°)

"Bicycle reveal" - I don't actually have a bicycle. I can ride one, just don't live in an area where it makes sense to use one.

"Animate Lightning reading from the Holy Bible" - I'll have her give a disgusted look at the camera every now and then, too.

"Narmaya from GBF, ( Just interested in how you'd render her)" - I've actually already done her, my guy. Can find it on my Pixiv.

"lessons on how to hold conversations with women for longer than a minute" - Can't help you there. I am the guy you go to when you want conversations to die. I have an uncanny ability to kill any conversation possible, which is why I listen 99% of the time... so just do that. Just listen.

"surprise me" - can do

"Lunafreya should try not wearing heels in bed or she'll poke a hole in something important ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - how to say "show feet" without saying "show feet" ( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° )


As for the rest, I have read all of them and appreciate all of them. Some are things that are already in consideration or planned, some are likely never to happen(*cough*overwatch*cough*), but I appreciate the feedback all the same. Probably gonna throw a public survey up on the weekend for the chaos that will bring. I don't know, I just find feedback like this very fascinating.

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aximey

All these poor Headless Males, no-one ever thinks of them and their sacrifices :(

Anonymous

I'm very much on board with you not doing Overwatch.... there's simply no need for it, plenty of that stuff elsewhere.

Anonymous

Did...did I just read fucking lore about why the POV dude doesn't have a face?! RIP that guy's head though.

LazyProcrastinator

One of the major reasons I started animating in the first place was because I wanted content that wasn't Overwatch. I try to "never say never", but Overwatch is the closest to "never ever" out of anything.

Anonymous

Headless man seems like a good dude tbh. Would actually be interesting to see him with clothes in the animations

Anonymous

I’d offer headless man a kiss but you’ll see how that will go :/ also MOM GET THE CAMERA MY COMMENT GOT FEATURED “ I love you bossman and I hope you live a long and happy life." - aw shucks ( ͡°⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ⁄ʖ⁄ ⁄ ͡°) LETS GOOOOOOO

Anonymous

That's one gruesome and tragic event... and what a talent he used to have. But it kind of explains itself why he managed to survive the decapitation since he already survived all the girls and all the sex. He's probably immortal this entire time. He's had an immense contribution to the industry and I can't thank him enough. No my Dladiolus animation...

gaMerfUll

Please, we don't need overwatch from you... It would kind of brake your character, your being. It'll feel like you've lost and gave in to actual Lazyness. It'll honestly hurt. Or Fortnite... keep your head clear and get those suicidal thoughts out of your head. We love you. Overwatch porn is ok.... Not for you. Anyway, that aside, I see someone agrees with Luna showing more feet. They need some goddam air. Drip feeding animations for a time? Don't worry. You've been tube feeding a fucking buffet. Take your time, the food haven't digested yet. Find anything appealing for you, so you can work with Lighting without any hard feelings. Put her in heels, fancy underwear or leg touching... Don't really like your "forced" animation. Makes me feel bad. DoA, yay... Nyo, or someone new pls. The headless man is funny.

LazyProcrastinator

Oh god Fortnite, I forgot that was even a thing. Regardless, you don't have to worry. I don't plan on doing anything I don't want to do. I got no plans to force a Lightning animation. Like I said... people gotta keep their guard up. You never know what I might decide to do. ( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° )

Anonymous

At this point I feel like you're doing Lightning just to troll people instead of actually trying to deliver her content lol.

gaMerfUll

I trust you with Lighting. Anything dumb (but hot) would be highly appreciated. To many bad futa Lighting's out there. And even if that's your plan, I'll accept it. Just want to see her in your LazyP game engine and your facial animations.

japeve22

We have enough overwatch my guy, you don't need to join that bandwagon. Tekken animations would be appreciated. The only major animators I know are MuraTPG and Elferan.

sychosys

Thank you for headless man story. i cry so hard i cum on cat, she hiss at penis. 5 stars a tour de force. Also keep that man pantsless. The man can't even see or hear, how would he feel shame for being naked?

Anonymous

Maybe some Hitomi for a DoA animation.

sychosys

I dunno if that man can feel the cold, have you seen his donger? That bad boy ain't shriveling that much! Time to throw him naked into a snow scene :)

sychosys

Do it. Throw the girl in the heaviest winter clothes you can find, and that man should just be a shivering blue wreck. Only then can that man truly say he has earned his pants.

Lilkow

this happened to my buddy eric

Anonymous

Hmm seems the Headless Man ain't getting a pair of pants anytime soon. But I like that you stick a camera to his neck and make him a cameraman, literally.

sychosys

Time to make it happen. Beautiful white snow, the picturesque mountains, a fully covered woman who you can't even see her face behind the winter gear, and then a butt-naked schmuck in complete misery. My man gonna be shooting ropes that freeze immediately after leaving the body.

Anonymous

Just realized "Nier: Tomato" lol I'm gonna laugh if you troll your followers with Lightning. Never force a creator to do something; usually backfires.

benz310

A tour de force! A tale as old as time! I envy the headless guy! He gets to bang all the sexy video game ladies!! As far as clothes, let’s not focus on him and focus on the ladies please!! Hahahah.

Zuhri69

My kingdom for a Leifang animation.

LazyProcrastinator

Well, either way... everyone will find out whether or not the little devil or little angel wins in this instance. x)

LazyProcrastinator

I've never actually tried making snow in Blender... should try that. Put on some Bob Ross in the background and make a happy little mountain.

benz310

Can you do a story on his 1 armed headless brother as well? 😂😂😂

BlankOn22

This man helping me busting my nuts hundred time. He's the real MVP. Long live Headless man

Backzilla Primordial Shitposter

What about his cousin "The Man with no Fapping Arm" that's featured in that Nyotengu animation, what's his story? How did he lost his arm? did his father rip it from him for POWER and motivation? 🤔 Only you could answer that. ☝️

sychosys

Honestly don't even need smut at that point. Lazy background creation works when? We've beaten the devil out of ourselves enough.

LazyProcrastinator

Heh, instead of smut for November, I'll just make some comfy environments so that people who do NNN can take it easy. x)

LazyProcrastinator

He's just someone who can go invisible. His hand is still there on the mattress, he just made his arm invisible. x)

Anonymous

Now you have another origin story to come up with. We don't see him a lot though. Or he's actually in all your animations, just hiding somewhere in his invisible form, always watching and never revealing himself...👀

gaMerfUll

I don't know how much gaming news you watch. But have you seen RE4 and FF16 trailers? What you think? (As games) What you think? (As potential content...) Hyped for whatever amount of animations we'll be getting this weekend! Or today... (っ˘ω˘ς )