Coach Murphy's birthday incident (Patreon)

Memo on why  coach Murphy must always get the day off on his birthday:

Last year a few students got him drunk on some cheap booze they smuggled in campus and he ended up flashing his pussy for the whole student body on the cafeteria.
Coach wasn't suspended or disciplined as he has absolutely no recolection on the incident, but the sole mention of it is enough to make him upset and flare up his temperament, so please avoid bringing it up

Sincerely

PTA board