Twilight Dragon part 2 (Patreon)

(contains big fat dragons, cute bunny girl transformations, lots of property destruction)

Part 1  

The good thing was that even Midna's expanded dragon stomach could not devour a twenty-foot chicken without succumbing to some form of food coma. On the downside; Link was positive digesting all that poultry caused Midna to grow an additional four feet, both in height and width. Still, all that soft scaled blubber made her look rather cute sleeping amidst the crater full of feathers.

"LIIIINK!"

The hero of the land cringed at the sudden shriek piercing the quiet fairgrounds. A moment later Princess Zelda herself joined his side. Any words she might have had were lost gazing down upon the black dragon. He noted the eyes of the royal lingered a while on the swell and contracting of Midna's stomach as they breathed.

"What the…?" she finally said with a half confused glance to Link.

"Not going to lie, I'm fairly lost too." Link shrugged. "Midna and I had a chat with a fruit peddler, and then she suddenly started blowing up into, well, that. And then some chickens happened, followed by the strangest sumo fight I've ever witnessed."

Zelda blinked, turning slightly pink. "Did you just say THAT giant beast is Midna?"

"Uh-huh! You ever hear of something called a Dragon Fruit?"

"No...but it sounds pretty straightforward if you're saying a fruit did all this." Zelda waved a hand back to the square mile of destroyed tents and wares being salvaged by the locals.

"Well, kind of?" Link fidgeted under the scrutinized gaze of Zelda and, more importantly, her armed guard escort. "About the only weird thing that happened before her transformation was eating that thing, so it's the logical explanation."

"Master Link may be correct about that," chimed in another female voice. Its sudden sounding right behind Link had him staggering several yards down into the pit to join Midna.

Zelda cared little about his plight, directing her attention to the blue spirit that had appeared among them. "Hello, Fi! It's nice to see you even in the middle of a disaster."

"I am happy to hear you think so, Princess." Fi lifted her usual purple gown to give a curtsy.

"So you mean to say you've heard of fruits turning creatures into dragons."

Fi gave a curt nod. "Many legends do focus on the similar traits of fruits cursed to give people the forms of beasts. Any actual evidence of an incident, however, would date back several centuries."

"So Midna ate a fruit that was not supposed to exist?" Link had climbed out the hole to rejoin the two girls. A few hand swipes proved he would need a thorough washing to get the dirt off. "Great! Why would a vendor just randomly be selling beast fruit at a festival?"

"Perhaps you were his intended target, but Miss Midna acted unpredictably for him." Fi offered to Links horror. He would not have made that great a dragon, fat or not. "Given your status as well, he may have also been hoping you would pass on such exotic fruits as a gift."

Link turned to stare at Zelda, who gazed back confused.

"...what?"

"Just trying to think of you with scales and a tail. Honestly, it's really not working out."

"Love you too, moron. So where is this 'Desmond' guy?"

"Gone, your majesty," a guard said sheepishly. After a brief hesitation, he thrust arms forward to present Zelda with a metal chest. "He was lost in the confusion, along with his contraband. All we found among the wreckage was this lockbox."

"I got this!" Link had snatched the box away so fast he left Zelda grasping at air. Ignoring the princesses sour look, he began rapping hard on the locking mechanism. "After all these years of solving puzzles and breaking locks, I'm a master of this."

KA-FWOOSH!

Princess Zelda was suddenly happy Link had faced the box away from her. No sooner had he snapped a hinge than the lid flew open from released pressure. A large cloud of pink dust engulfed her mildly egocentric hero with such density he became hidden from view.

The container slipped from Link's hands in his surprise. Some coughing and frantic hand waving helped clear that the dust relatively quickly in the open air.

"Crap crap crap!" Once he was sure he was not going to lose his lunch, the young man began patting and examining various aspects of his body in a panic. "I didn't grow a tail, right? Crap! I don't want to be a dragon too!"

Zelda blinked, looked him over, then sighed dejectedly. "You're fine, Mr. Professional! Great work not letting me check it for magical traps, by the way."

"Yeah, well, at least the worst is behind-WAH CHU!"

Kah-FOOF!

In that single instant Link sneezed there came a second explosion of pink dust off his body. A million things happened at once; ears stretched long towards the top of his head, mouth puffed out into a short muzzle with thick whiskers. His whole body became encased in a beautiful pelt of pink fur, causing him to itch violently against his clothing.

Those were not even the aspects of Link's transformation that surprised everyone present. Zelda was much more in awe of how his hair exploded out the back of his head, turning a bright blond as it settled into a cape near his backside. A rear that ballooned to stretch the seat of his pants with rich fat instead of muscle. There was even a cute little tail numb full of fluff busting from the seams to cap the shapely behind.

"Ugh! Excuse me...w-what?" Link muttered while wiping her button animal nose. It took an amazingly long pause for her to register the much higher pitch of her voice. Turning to Zelda with renewed fear stopped Link cold. Her gaze was adamantly fixed down at her chest, and it was apparent why with her tunic stretched out into an impressive shelf. Link looked like she was trying to smuggle a pair of unpaid cantaloupes out of the festival. "What the hell happened to me!?"

"Well...you're not a dragon at least?" Zelda offered unable to stifle a few giggles. Link was not making it any easier with the adorable way her ears flopped, and nose wiggled in an angry pout. "Looks like you became a bunny and a female one at that."

"Am I detecting envy, princess?" Link muttered during her timid self-inspections. One hand gently felt atop the strained fabric of her pants while the other hefted breasts through her shirt. She certainly felt huge from this perspective.

Zelda scoffed indignantly. Although the fact she weighed her own bosom against Link's did not escape anyone's notice. Everyone just felt it better to ignore in lue of the tubby dragon shifting her weight in the pit below. Everything went dead silent before Midna's relaxed snores filled the air again.

"Honestly, some hero!" Zelda resumed with a sneer. "You turn into a bunny monster, and your first thought is to compare to me? Sounds to me like you're the one always being envious and intimidated by beauty."

"Maybe it would be best if you both grew up and re-prioritize the situation."

The bunny and princess both turned in unison to glare at Fi. Her face remained as calm and stoic as ever under such rage.

"It was only a thought. Magic dust was not the only thing contained in that box."

"Oh?" Link whipped her gaze down her chest to where she had dropped her gender-bending doom. Two more objects laid at her, very tight thanks to paw-feet, boots; another spotted pair of fruits sporting blue and pink skin, and a thin-necked vial of red liquid. A small stripe of tape marked the contents as 'antidote.' Both were snatched up in Link's dainty, furry hands. "No wonder it was trapped. Desmond kept his antidote with the fruit itself. How's that for a lucky break?"

Zelda smirked, crossing her arms. "Do you seriously think that's an antidote to dragon fruit? For all we know it's another trap or a cure for your fat pink ass."

"You got a better idea? At least my ass isn't the fattest one here. YEOW!" Link almost dropped her acquired treasure thanks to a gloved slap across her snout. "I meant the dragon, you crazy...loveable princess!"

The guards that had moved behind Zelda with swords half-drawn snorted before holstering said weapons. Zelda paid them no mind staring down at Midna's belly pensively.

"Moving along then, how does the great bunny of Hyrule propose we feed her the cure?"

"Oh, that's easy!" Link wiggled her whiskers cheerful, passing the fruit off to Fi. Entering the pit a few feet, the other women gathered felt a sense of dread how their bunny hero was lining up the bottle for a throw. "Watch how epically my skills save the day, even as a fuzzy bimbo."

Zelda tried to move on Link but found herself unable to balance along the muddy rim of Midna's pit in heels. "You were already a bimbo before insulting my gender because whatever you're doing is a terrible plan!!"

Her protests fell on long, deaf ears. Link had already wound back her arm in waiting. Soon as Midna's jaw dropped open in a lazy snore, she flung the flask with an aim befitting years in training.

To Link's credit, her toss was perfectly aimed. The bottle soared in a high arch before taking the plunge into Midna's mouth. Still, a hard object striking one's uvula was a very harsh way to wake up. Midna rolled up onto her hunches eyes wide as she choked on the bottle. With a few loud gagging reflexes, her forked tongue darted out to drool upon the ground. While that did not get the potion out, it seemed to shake it loose enough for Midna to tearfully force it down. Everyone watched in silent disgust at the small bulge that dropped down her long dragon neck.

"How stretchable is that esophagus?" Zelda mused, unsure if she heard a splash under the black scales of Midna's underbelly. It was hard to hear over the dragon's disgruntled roars.

"What the frick guys? I was having a great...oh." Midna caught the bridge of her snout, taking up her bottom peripheral. A little craning of her flexible neck allowed a view of her swollen stomach. Hands absently stroked her breasts while coming out of her stupor. "I guess I really did eat a flock of marshmallows then?"

"Well, you are a flock of somethings all right." Link giggled trying to avoid Zelda glare. "But that should have been an antidote just now. Do you feel any different?"

"You mean besides large, bloated, and hungry?" Midna's cheeks bulged before letting out a long burp. "Yeah, I feel a bit gassy too."

Zelda gave a slow clap. "Well done, Link. You gave the dragon indigestion."

"Link!?" Midna was suddenly on all fours, ass high in the air as she peered in close. Hot breath from her nostrils caused Links ears and hair to become frazzled. "Oh. My. Goshness. Why are you a bunny? Are...are you a BABE too? That is so amazing. Look at those huge tits. Now you really do look cute and tasty from up here."

"Thanks?" Link found the gushing praise of a hungry dragon disturbing enough. The situation could have really done without Zelda trying not to laugh while her face turned blue. "Seriously, are you turning back to normal or what?"

"Mmmh!" Midna responded with a single lick of her tongue. Whether she wanted a taste or show affection was somewhat ambiguous. It still left Link soaked in sticky, oddly charred smelling, saliva. "Cute yummy bunny!"

"That potion seems to be having some kind of effect on her," Fi pipped in. "Her eyes have become unfocused and glossy. That is a clear sign of mental deterioration."

"So we're making great progress." Zelda wanted another jab at Link but felt a sharp tug on her dress. Looking down the bunny had decided her hem would make a good towel. 

Link also forgot Zelda's foot makes a good nose breaker. While Link rolled on the ground clutching her face, Zelda directed her attention to Fi applying medical magic on the bunny. "So how do we snap Midna out of it?"

"Under normal methods of brewing, such a potion is likely to wear off on its own." Fi helped Link back to her feet. A spare cloth was produced to wipe blood from a repaired bunny nose. "Our problem comes from not knowing the potency of the potion. She could be in a drunken primitive state for a long time."

"Ugh!!" Zelda rubbed her temple, feeling like the whole world throbbed with it. Soon as Link opened her muzzle, Zelda shot a hand forward to silence them. "It's fine. No more stupid hero actions. Let's just roll Midna into a cave and wait for this to blow over. At least we have fruit to study while she's contained and-What Link?"

Link stopped flailing her arms to point. "I was just going to say you better hurry. Midna is leaving."

"What!?"

Everyone present whipped their heads around to find Midna had scaled the opposite edge of her pit and was waddling off into the distance. Fat lizard tail waved high without a care for anything that got crushed under her paws.

"Where is she even going?" Link thought aloud.

"Perhaps the potion maker worked pre-planed suggestions into her subconscious transformation?" Fi offered. "She could be instinctively drawn to them without realizing it."

"Fantastic!" Zelda whirled on Link, pressing a finger into their still tender nose. "Hero! Go hop after her and see if she finds that Desmond guy. We'll consult the castle archives about dragon fruit remedies."

"Hah! Hop after them, that's very clever princess."

"Just shut up and get a horse before she goes too far."

"Too far, where? There's nothing out in that direction."

KRRRSSHH!! THOOMP!! CRRKKLE!!

"...I mean after she gets out of the village, of course!"

Zelda could not form words. All she could manage was a stare Link was sure interpreted into 'I would kill you if I did not need you.'

Link decided to find herself a horse. Luckily the stables had not been in the path of Midna's destructive stroll. Still cost her an ear and hundreds of rubies for being furry.

Soon enough, the hero of Hyrule was galloping in pursuit of mount Midna, and it was absolute hell. Having a tender girl behind slapping against the saddle was unpleasant enough without a tail being pinched between them. Also trying to avoid getting stomped under a dragon's footpad was proving difficult. That would be a real downer to suffer today.

"Hi, Linkie!" Midna waved but did not stop after her friend's horse brayed upon narrowly being flattened. She continued to march with lazy purpose, each step resonating tremors that were hard to maintain a gallop through. "Glad you could make it. I might need an emergency snack with all this walking."

"Always happy to help, you idiotic blob," Link said, mostly to under her breath. When Midna still gave a narrowed side-glare, she quickly spoke up to a shout. "So, uh, where exactly are you heading!?"

"West!"

An awkward pause followed over the galloping of hooves and stomping of paws. Midna resumed staring blankly into the distance, unaware her rolling belly crushed everything in her path.

"...why you heading west!?"

"Because that's where the master is keeping my food!"

The way Midna's eyes and tone lit up at the mention of 'master' was a horrible sign. At least it proved Fi's theory on the potion being another trap in the series Link had fallen for so far. Zelda was never going to let the bunny here the end of this one.

There was little that could be done about this turn of events. Link had not precisely been walking around a public event armed for combat. There was only time to grab a dulled sword and bow from the festival games for makeshift weapons. Not exactly geared for stopping a wandering dragon bigger than the trees her tail swept away.

Plus the horse was getting a bit tired and erratic with the threat of being stomped on too. Link had to settle for falling back into a trot while Midna wandered where ever the hell she was going. Even at a distance, she was not going to be hard for Link to lose sight of anyway.

Their journey lasted surprisingly long despite a giants ability to cover the distance. The sun dipped low between mountains as Midna waddled her way into a chasm at their base. A small lake had been pooling up around the bedrock, but as Link got closer, she could see Midna halted along the bank. Across the body of water, they could see large metal doors built into the bedrock.

"Hhhrggh!" Midna grumbled, probably more to herself with Link partially hidden around her chubby hips. She was passing claws over the scales of her belly in thoughtful annoyance. "Too heavy to swim...but master waiting for me…"

"Ugh! This again?" Link dropped from his horse glancing over the lake himself. Still water with no apparent source for feeding or exiting the flow. Typical dungeon deterrent for intruders; an artificial body of water with either deadly aquatic guards or some elaborate puzzle needed to get past it. Given the door was almost totally above the waterline, her adventure experience leaned for the later. "I really hope there's not some quest in a hermit town above those mountains we got to do for the key. My fur is chafing enough from the saddle without having to climb-MIDNA, NO!!"

Midna may have been too heavy to swim, but boy, could that thirty-foot dragon jump. All that girth in her thighs was not just fat if they could bounce her massive ass across a lake in one bounce. She crashed into the door belly first, and just like that, there was no more door. All Link could see was an empty hole in the bedrock with an echo of stomping footsteps fading into the darkness beyond.

On the bright side; the lake was not stocked with monster guards. Link had little other options than to kick off her boots and go for a swim. It was no less pleasant than riding. Having the puffy pawed feet of a bunny made it hard to kick underwater. Being weighed down by wet fur was not a big help either. No sooner had Link plunged in than every fiber on her body seemed to gain thirty pounds. She guessed this explained why most cat creatures hated getting wet, besides the smell.

Eventually, a very waterlogged bunny managed to topple her way through the dungeon entrance. A fair amount of lake water had trickled its way in, but someone had the foresight to build a run-off drain to keep from flooding the place.

It also lacked the presence of a giant, stupid dragon.

Or anything else for that matter.

It was hard to tell if that was a good sign. At least Link could tell Midna's gut was stronger than a reinforced barricade. Maybe a little too strong if she thought it was safe to run blindly into a dungeon. There were always complex puzzles and enemies with flashy bits in these places. Link highly doubted that pig-headed imp had so much as a hook shot in that expandable gullet.

WHOOMP!!

BOOM!!

CHSSSKTTT!!

As the stone walls trembled around her, Link remembered Midna was also in possession of thicker assets. Ancient puzzle makers never thought to contend with twenty tons of dragon force.

The bright side was that it made Midna's trail easier to follow. Link grabbed a torch off one of many wall hooks before heading down a passage. She had a good feeling about the one with broken cracks around its edges.

Following it into the next chamber answered any concerns Link had about guards. Half a dozen octopus humanoids littered the room with varying degrees of concussions. One was embedded in the wall centered inside a deep, butt-shaped groove. But the worst one dangled from a hooked rope looking like five of his legs were bitten off.

The next chamber was even more demolished, if sans bodies. Several platforms dotted a path across a huge pit of spikes to the exit. Ropes dangled from the ceiling between platforms with their ends violently ripped. They were probably meant to support a series of rotating bridges in an elaborate puzzle. That was all Link could conclude with the broken wood littering the death trap below.

Faced with such destruction, Link could only think of one way to move forward. Granted, it was a sharp drop if she was wrong.

"Bunny paws don't fail me now!"

She did not even need a running start. A hard flex of her thick thighs springboarded Link across to the first platform. She would have felt a rush of pride if leg muscles had not shredded her pants with the effort. Pink furry hips squished out through the fresh rips creating a minor draft.

There was no point in worrying about that. Link continued her travel from one platform to the next in rapid jumps. She had to admit the wind washing over her fluffy face felt fantastic. Only thing that made her stop was eventually making a landing on the exit ledge itself.

It was a fun exercise, yet Link felt off about not having puzzles in her way. 

Midna was found before such feelings became an issue. Link was following the tunnel down a spiral path nearly crashing face-first into a black boulder blocking the exit archway. She did not need to see the scales to know this was her friends looming ass.

"Hey! Why'd you stop?" Link shuffled a bit awkwardly around Midna's hips scared any subtle shifting would smother her into the wall. She was glad to be dealing with a dragon made of squishy fats though. Pushing around Midna's hips was preferred to having to climb the scales of their rear.

If Midna even felt an anthro bunny wiggling around her backside, she gave no sign of caring. Only the thick dragon tail occasionally twitched while she patiently stared into a thoughtless void.

The chamber itself was nothing special. Once Link finally got around Midna she could see it was the end of this line. No other exits were visible, barring a likely secret passage. The floor had been dug into a series of stone seats leading down to a flat center. It was very reminiscent of a performance theater, or a fighting arena. A design that made it easy to spot out a familiar caped figure standing center stage.

"Ganondorf?" Link found it hard to feign surprise with her ears folding back. She could spot that beak nose and green skin a mile away. "Do I even dare ask why any of this is relevant?"

"Ah, Link!? So great of you to come, and in a pretty fur coat no less." Ganon struck a dramatic pose while ignoring the sarcastic question. An act of arrogance that ironically answered it anyway. "Desmond may have been a fool planting you that dragon fruit, but it will hardly alter my plans that much."

"Plan!?" Without looking back to Midna, Link reached behind her to grope a handful of squishy belly scales. "How is this mountain of lard in any way a good plan?"

An angry snort came from above. "Link, I'm entranced, not brain dead."

Link sheepishly withdrew her hand. "Sorry…"

"I thought the results would have spoken for themselves." Ganon continued a bit confused by the exchange. "Giga dragons are some of the biggest, most durable creatures in our world. Just one is more than enough to bring Hyrule to its knees."

Link blushed at the implications of this. "And you wanted to make ME the dragon."

"Oh, heavens, no!" Ganon gave a dismissive wave. "I told Desmond to make sure you gave it to Zelda as a gift. A kingdom would be far less inclined to fight back against a savage beast if it's also their ruler."

"Uh-huh." Link bobbed her head in sarcastic understanding. "And you wanted to see her with a bloated pear figure?"

"There's nothing wrong with that!" Ganon became flustered in what was clearly an affirmation answer. Regaining some composure, he proceeded to produce a large pink orb from beneath his cape. "Not that it matters if it's Zelda or the local butcher. With this majestic pink pearl, I can easily manipulate the impulses of any Giga dragon to...what's so funny?!"

"N-nothing," Link lied through fits of girlish giggles. Rapid hand waving encouraged Ganon to continue. "Please share with me your mastery of the pink pearl."

A look of recognition passed over Midna, and the dragon added her own stifled laughs.

"...oh, grow up!"

Ganon refused to be judged by such childish insight and chanted some unfamiliar words that sparked a bright light from within the orb. Moments later, a pulse of dense magical energy erupted from it to wash the entire chamber in pink light.

Link raised her hands reflexively to guard even though it did nothing to prevent her or Midna from being hit. Luckily all she felt was a prickling that made her fur stand on end. Granted the thickness of her coat must have made her look twenty pounds fatter too.

Midna, on the other hand, let out a gasp as cold enveloped her scales. Eyes rolled back against her head becoming glazed and lifeless. Her tail became stiff, only moving with the shifting of her hips as Midna robotically moved forward.

"Midna? Wha-GAH!" There was barely enough time for Link to jump out of the way before a giant paw came down oblivious to her presence.

"Told you it gives me complete control over any Giga dragon I wish!" Ganon laughed triumphantly watching his new mind slave waddle up to the edge of the arena pit. "Come forth my mighty beast, and serve me!"

"Uh…" Link had a strange feeling watching Midna's whole body sink into a squat. Thighs bulge in dense muscles flexing, stomach squishing against the ground.

Ganon also seemed to have realized something right after Midna had jumped. The span of her fat ass blanketed the entire floor of the arena in shadows.

"...oh…"

THWOMP!

Midna crashed onto the bottom floor with an impact that shook the cave. Bits of rocks and boulders rained down unnoticed as they bounced off her excessively plump scales. She was more occupied with trying to find the voice that called her down. No matter how she twisted and turned her big dragon hips, they were nowhere to be seen. Her girth was enough to fill out most of the arena itself.

Link watching this bizarre dragon dance almost feeling a pang of sympathy for his mortal enemy. From the top row, she could see Midna had landed dead center on top of Ganon, giving the evil Gerudo no chance to avoid an epic face-sitting. On the plus side, getting Ganon's pink pearl from his flattened remains would be easy once Midna left. Assuming the dragons fat butt had not crushed it as well.

"How you feeling, Midna?"

"Oough!" was the dragons most coherent response. Midna shook her head a few times, cradling a cheek in each hand. "Like I'm hungover without the fun of being drunk. Also, I'm still famished!"

It was hard to tell if that was a good sign.

"Well, just try to sit tight. I'm sure we can find a cure somewhere on Ganon's squashed remains. Or at least he can help us find that stupid furry…"

FWOOSH!!

A sound echoed across the arena akin to running water spinning down a porcelain bowl. Both transformed ladies perked up, catching sight of a slab of the stone wall suddenly dislodged itself and swung outwards. Link found herself dumbstruck watching Desmond stagger out of this secret entrance too busy tying his slacks to notice the situation before him.

"Hey, Ganon? I kind of backed up your toilet with all the carnival fare. You got any lake monsters I can call for….plumbing?" Desmond's eyes glanced up and then did a double-take fully meeting Link's gaze from across the pit. "Oh...hey, Dink!"

"My name is Link!" Bunny ears flopped to the sides of Link's head in an angry pout.

"You look more like a Linkle from here," Desmond said with a laugh. "I didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to trigger that trap. It was more for redundancy sake since I had an extra potion. How's the hero enjoying some boobs?"

"I'm more irritated the fur itches under my tunic," Link mumble before realizing she was absently scratching her chest. "Er, more importantly, Ganon's a bit flat right now. I suggest you tell us how to make Midna normal again."

"Awww! And what's the cute wittle bunny going to do about-OHSHIT!"

How Desmond missed a black dragon climbing up the spectator seats was a mystery. He only caught sight of Midna moments before her claws squeezed around his body in a vice grip. Pawed feet kicked helplessly in the air as he was brought up within inches of Midna's muzzle. Torchlight glistened off the drool running off sharp fangs.

"The pink fluff is the least of your problems." Midna lowered her jaw, letting a long slab of pink tongue roll out in a teasing show. Before Desmond could react, she was pressing the thick muscle against his face. It rolled up across his hair, clamping his fur in thick saliva. "You taste better than you look. Tell me where Ganon keeps your grub, or you'll be the snack."

It took a while for Desmond to fight back his gag reflex long enough for a response. The gooey dragon slobber kept his hair almost straight up to compliment his horrified face.

"First of all, you're disgusting. Second, don't worry about food. There's a whole room full back the way I came. Just let me run and bring some barrels back for you."

Link scoffed. "Yeah. Like we're dumb enough to fall for…"

"Okay!"

Midna cheerfully placed Desmond back on the ground before sitting on half the stands to wait. By the time Link realized this that bastards blue tail had vanished down the passage he came from. Stone pieces ground against each other to seal off the doorway seconds later.

"Midna, I don't think he's…"

"Sshh!!" Midna hissed never taking her eyes off the partially hidden doorway. "I'm waiting for lunch."

Silence blanketed the cave. There was little Link could think of to respond. More so since the pink fur reminded her, Midna might have other dining options. Defeated, she found a spot to sit close by but remained in the dragons blindside just in case.

Time passed. Soon the dragons large paws began to tap against the stone structures of the cave impatiently.

More time passed. A soft rumbling began to echo around the rocky chamber. It was hard to tell if it was coming from Midna's mouth or her stomach.

"Grrfh!" Midna grumbled suddenly rising off the many, now flattened, stone benches supporting her rear. "Hey, Link? I think I sat on a thorn. Mind digging it out?"

"What!?" Link was caught off guard and almost got smacked by Midna's tail when the scaled posterior was swung in her direction. She did not need long to see what had been bothering the dragon. Large front teeth popped out in a big grin. "Yeah, that's a pretty nasty thorn you sat on. How you feeling Ganon?"

The lord of all evil could barely squeak out a syllable in response. What little energy remained in his twisted limbs was trying desperately to dislodge him from the encompassing fat of Midna's butt.

Link was far from eager to help her adversary out either, but Midna was casting an intimidating shadow. Better to not end up a squashed seat along with Ganon. At least it only took a few good pulls for the bastard to pop out. Midna's sigh of relief rang down the cavernous tunnels before she mercifully moved back around to resume her previous seat.

"I..hate you…" Ganon choked out once Link had gotten him back to some degree of sense.

"Hey, you're the one bloating people into dragons today." Link sighed, at least satisfied a quick pat-down confirmed Ganon had no weapons to pull when her fluffy tail was turned. Less encouraging was the lack of a dragon-controlling pink pearl. "So where does that passage Desmond dashed down lead?"

"The what now?" Ganon followed Links fuzzy finger towards the closed slab of stone just beyond Midna's impatient gaze. "Oh, well that used to be a spar cave we were hauling garbage in until Desmond said he was using it for a lab. Nothing beyond that but the outside?"

"Garbage!?" Link repeated. The look Midna directed towards them made her fur stand on end. "So there's no food back there?"

Ganon scoffed. "Not unless you count all the dragon fruit my new partner has been cultivating. He said all the monster remains made for perfect fertilizer for it."

"There's more dragon fruit?" Link gulped, startling Ganon by suddenly pulling his collar until they were nose to nose. "How much more!?"

"Enough to transform a small army and decimate Hyrule, of course." Ganon beamed with sadistic glee but then wondered. "Did you just say you chased him down there?"

BWAAASSSHHH!!

The secret door did not open so much as explode taking most of the cave wall with it. Clusters of rocks rained down upon a surprised Link and Ganon to give way to a vast tunnel.

Midna recoiled in a confused roar swatting at her eyes. Having been staring directly at the wall left her face getting assaulted with debris. There were some places a dragon's scales could not protect.

Midna also got no time to regain her senses. From within the new tunnel, a pair of blue-scaled dragon hands emerged to clamp tightly onto each of her shoulders. She gave out another roar flattening the arena beneath her rear trying to wiggle free. However, her assailant's claws dug firmly into her hide, yanking Midna up with unexpected strength. She managed to give out another pained cry before the black scales of her rear vanished through the entrance.

For a moment there was just silence while Link stared down the ragged hole big enough to accommodate a pear-shaped dragon. A glance to Ganon got nothing but a confused shrug, so she simply let that buffoon go to pursue Midna's abduction.