moo moo cat (Patreon)

I had a dream then I went to a animal rescue place and got this kitty, and he was so soft, and fat. He had short hair, was black and white, and he was HUGE. Not just fat, but size in general he was a huge male tom, but he was fixed so he was a lazy butt.

And his name, was Moo Moo. He made me cry. 

Kind of like this.