The Square Ones (Patreon)

Last night I had a dream about these peeps. 

Invader Jen escaped from a lab of Zim's way before all the stuff started back when Zim was a scientist. Zim had made some experimental Irkens, five of them, and Jen was one. However he made them not as smart as most because, he's an idiot. The only smart one was Jen. So Jen escaped and rescued the others and they all left because they were gonna be killed off anyway because they were defective because Zim made them. They were called 'The Squares'. They all had some sort of major disability that made it difficult for them to be invaders, but together they were a decent team. Though again, because Zim trained them they... had a lot of issues. They landed on an earth farm and had to escape plows and stuff, which they managed and met up in the woods, where they decided that together as a team they'd prove they could be worthy invaders, as, 'The Square Squad'. There were musical numbers in it, including a part where they had a mission to go to a Jonus brothers concert and were trying to steal their brains

They failed that mission.

Toll: The taller one. She has a speech impediment and dyslexia, stuttering constantly and having a large difficulty with reading any language.

Squat:  The smallest. He has a skin condition that makes him very itchy and he's constantly scratching himself. He also has horns instead of antennae, so he has a brain implant to try to make up for it.

Smek: The feral one. He was an attempt to go back to the irkens roots, bringing out the insect ferality in them. He acts similar to an ant, has no emotion, but is loyal to the squad as they are his nest mates. He has limited intelligence, because of this, doesn't read or write, obviously, but he is a hell of a fighter, and can accomplish many things without ANY emotional attachment, making him more barbaric then others.

One: A mutated, backwards irken. Zim wanted to see what would happen if he put her pak on her backwards, and it caused her to deform into this. However, while she is physically defective, her mind rivals the control brains, because she has hacked them, downloaded and taken over their personalities, super charging her pak into a massive power of technology and AI.