Glitch (original character) (Patreon)

My internet keeps glitching and disappearing and I'm blaming it on this guy.

This guy is literally a glitch, he'll sit in your device and mess everything up, and probably steal your bank account details and then he'll be off through a wire and be gone to the next phone. What a lil' piece of shit, ey?
He's also really fascinated by the world outside the screen, if he could he would buy a whole bunch of plants, decorate them and put 'em on shelves of the house he doesn't have, and then watch them grow and become trees and he'll be like "what GENIUS programmed this shit?? this is so cool"
He's always hungry for information, especially on biology, cuz that stuff fascinates him and also for the occasional destruction of a device's programming and anti-hacker software.

What a menace.