Weirder Science (Patreon)
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Back in the 80's, inspired by the movie "Weird Science", the good Doctor tried to replicate the protagonists absurd results combining a beige brick of a computer, lousy cable, a thunderstorm, and women's underwear. He didn't think it worked and long forgot about it. It turns out not only did it work, but she's been slowly bulking up since then.
Thankfully she appears to be a forgiving digital entity, because she could crush us like a grape....
Now we need to figure out how to get her out of the machine, because when she flexes her bicep the mass ends up stretching into a bunch of other servers, and apparently the NSA has an issue with this.
Sigh, you'd think they'd be used to us breaching national security with some ladies bicep by now.....