Cold Like Death unbetaed (an Impractical Guide to Godhood ch18) (Patreon)

You know about those resolutions to write smaller chapters?

Well, I'm afraid they never got past the preliminary stage.

What happened for TWO is true for An Impractical Guide, I guess...ah, well. It is only 26,000 words, there is some margin between it and the current TWO chapters.

Anyway, I regret nothing.

As always, fair warning: none of the scenes despicted in this chapter are to do in real life. You are not Perseus Jackson/Kairos Theodosian; if you try it, you will die incredibly quickly.

No, being betrayed is not a good thing, despite what a certain crazy Demigod might think.

If one stranger proposes you to join a Great Quest, you don't accept, period.

And no, rushing into a trap is not the best way to disarm it.

Oh, and I suppose that while it's evident, no, swearing friendship to a Kaiju is not the  solution to the world problems.

You have been warned; may your sanity survives these pages.

The Suicide Squad is going to war. May whatever Good exists have pity on this poor world...