This isn't a teaser - 6 May 2024 (Patreon)

Well, here we go again...

As can be expected, this not-teaser is about Hell Garden and-

[WARNING! WARNING! HOSTILE COMMUNICATION CORRUPTING THE NOOSPHERE!]

Vermin-things!

Once-once again the ugly-bad threat of unity chooses to choose its snout, yes-yes!

The insult-curse!

The gall-arrogance!

The brute-things chose to spit-spit in our eyes-eyes!

They dared-dared hide in a miserable-dirty lair called ‘Harmony’!

This is-is an insult-curse that can’t be borne, no-no!

And so-so it won’t be!

Unity and Harmony are bad-bad!

Only in Anarchy, can all things-things find salvation, yes-yes!

Remember: it is better-greater to die in a single day of Anarchy for Malal than to live without obeying the Council of Eleven!

Lackeys! Raise the pulpit higher, I can’t read well-well my speech-screech!

Yes-yes! You will be-be only moderately-adequately punished!

Vermin-things, anarchic-things!

It is very-very necessary to go-go to war!

The Despoiler-thing must not-not achieve his plans!

In my glorious name-name, the last seat of the Council will be mine-mine! What? Did I squeak badly? Oh yes, I wanted to say every glorious victory will be won-won in the name of the Council of Eleven and the Great Primarch-thing OmeSkaven, long me he may see-see me triumph!

Let the anti-Harmony Grand Skaven Warpstone Crusade begin!

The Eye of Anarchy will be ours-ours, or we will blow it up, yes-yes!

Praise Anarchy!

Praise Malal!

Eleventh recording attempt made by the Unholy Pontifur-Bishop Supreme Skitisk Doombane of the Inverted Nexus, Master of the Anarchic-Bringer Sermons, Unstable Crackpot of Verminous Insolence. It is estimated that the temple only nearly collapsed eleven times that day, which was seen as a most divine blessing on Skavenblight.

[COMMUNICATION INTERRUPTED. NOOSPHERE PURITY RESTORED. ALL SCRAPCODE WILL BE PURGED IN 12 SECONDS.]

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