Flatpackers - 5 (Patreon)

If you haven't seen one of these chair-testing machines: link

Tor's brain is stuck in a loop.

• "This is oddly satisfying"
• "This chair is so durable!  I must have one..."
• "Wait, did Wolf build this machine?"
• "OMG if he visited, he'd turn this into a giant spring"
• "But it's only $40 for a set of two!"
• "..."
• "..."
• "This is oddly satisfying"