Write-a-comic: Workout (Patreon)

Make-up sketch #2 for not having a comic this week.  The Discord crew requested a pic of the Captain of the Guard working out.  Let's not end it there, let's hear what you think the two guards are saying!

Submit your dialogue below.  A rough template shall be like:

WOLF GUARD: <insert dialogue here>
BARBARIAN GUARD: <insert dialogue here, most likely "Moo!" or "Moo?" or a variant>
WOLF GUARD: <insert dialogue here>

I'll submit my own entry if I can think of something silly ^^