Caption this comic! (Patreon)

This was something I've been planning for a while.  If I'm able to get the comic done early, like this week's, we can play a little game and let you all have fun captioning said comic :)

So... what is going on above?

Format your captions like this (add/remove characters as you see fit) :

Panel 1

JAN: Blah blah blah?

JESSIE: Blah blah.

Panel 2

ZEBRA: Blah blah blah!

Panel 3

JAN: Blah.

JESSIE: Blah...

ZEBRA: (off-screen) Blah!

I bet we'll wind up with dialogue funnier than the one I've written, since I'm constrained by having to move the plot forwards :P  Go at it!