CLASSIFIED REPORT 04 (Patreon)

PANOPTES INTELLIGENCE ANALYSIS SYSTEM V1.3

TRANSCRIPTION OF COLLECTED LYRICS FOLLOWS

NOTE: This barely-modified version of a 19th-Century Earth song is traditional among wandering spacers, and about a place of plenty and convenience. It is one of countless that evoke the “Land of Milk and Honey” concept from a modern, space-faring point of view. It is also one of many erroneously credited to the Blind Singer.

NOTE 2: For unknown reasons, the traditionally more splendid and ridiculous fantasies of those songs have been reduced in this case to a more modest one: a fast food location which seems simply better than adequate.

NOTE 3: The Prime Galactic Regency has limited the number of Burger World locations within its borders for classified reasons. However in all other known space, the restaurants are so numerous and so widespread that countless exploration probes have reached uncharted positions, only to discover that a franchise has already been established there.

NOTE 4: Apparently in pursuit of a location for the "Real Burger World" mentioned in the song, multiple intrusion attempts by unknown hackers have occurred on the PANOPTES military database, including this file.