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Subject: Update on Recent Absence

Team,

I trust this message finds you well. I'm writing to provide some clarity regarding my recent absence from the office. Regrettably, a laboratory mishap resulted in an unforeseen alteration to my physical form.

As a result of the failed experiment, my body has undergone a significant transformation. I now possess four legs, each connected to a distinct horizontal torso, which is, in essence, an extension of my original upper body. This configuration resembles that of a centaur, albeit with human legs still intact. Additionally, my head has duplicated, resulting in the presence of two heads, though I remain one individual.

I understand that this description may come as a surprise, and I wish to assure you that while my appearance has changed, my capabilities and commitment to our company's success remain unwavering. Despite these alterations, I am fully functional and prepared to resume my duties as your leader.

I want to emphasize that this mutation will have no bearing on our operations moving forward. Our objectives remain unchanged, and I expect each of you to continue working diligently towards our collective goals.

Thank you for your understanding and continued support during this time of transition. I look forward to our continued collaboration and success as a team.

Warm regards,

Abigail