SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (Patreon)

Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes

Also: the leftist San Fransisco totalitarian police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down??

and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores. 

Music:

Mother Speed - Holy Shit It's Animal

Gel - Attainable