Gimme your best D&D pickup lines? (Patreon)

I just hit 50,000 subscribers on YouTube (!!!) and we were brainstorming in the Discord about what kind of video to make to celebrate! In the end, we landed on "50 D&D pickup lines to celebrate 50k subs" — and I would LOVE to get your help! Throw your pickup lines into the replies. Here are some examples:

• Are you a Cleric? Because you're looking radiant.
• What's your AC? 'Cause I wanna roll to hit that.
• I must be a Paladin, because you're making me want to lay on hands.

Anybody who contributes a pickup line (whether I use it or not!) will be credited in the video unless you specifically request not to be, so please note in your reply if you want to be uncredited or credited under a different name than your Patreon name.

Feel free to be as wholesome or filthy as you want, but I'm not gonna include anything too nasty in my video because I'm baby 😅