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Jerk of On the Toilet: MP3 for Patrons (Patreon)

Published:
2018-07-13 02:59:14
Imported:
2023-09

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Anonymous

Where might one get lyrics to this masterpiece?

Anonymous
>>28967956

They just released the live stream of the PJ party this week and Anna performed this song. It sent me down a rabbit hole looking for it, and I found the lyrics on The Skepticrat facebook When I was still a younger man me father said to me I’ll teach ye now a secret that will keep your wife happy When you’e been married long enough the fucking will slow down And this is what you’ll do instead of burning down the town You’ll jerk offff on the toilet Cause nobody will to catch every pitch you throwww You’ll jerk offf on the toilet Its the thing that every married man should know You’ll rub her feet when they are sore and be nice to her friends You’ll listen to her stories even if they never end You’ll text her pics of animals and say this one’s like you If ye want to be a happy man these are the things that ye must do And Jerk offff on the toilet Cause if you wanted a fuck doll you should have ordered one on line You’ll jerk off on the toilet She’ll think you’ve colon cancer but it’s fine And when your old and dying boy With children by yourside they’ll ask you for your wisdom and your last words you’ll confiiiiiiiide You’ll jerk off on the toilet Its the secret every married man should know You’ll jerk offf on the toilet Make sure to you’ve got some good porn on your phone

Anonymous

nice job bro, love it