That's... all you can do? (Patreon)

Why did I even agree to fight this dweeb?

He said he was supposed to be some big "dragon warrior", some absurd hero in his universe. He said he wanted to test himself, and I thought it sounded like a good opportunity to fight against some new opponents who AREN'T trying to kill me! But, we get in the ring and this guy is useless! It's like he wants to be stuck in my web, Is he into this??