Bonk and Shmack (Patreon)

Hello everyone! It's a cold February morning here in The Nothingness. Life has been uneventful recently, but we can't let our guard down. Last I heard, Edgy Dave went down south to Louisiana to gather some more units. Lot of country folk and farmland down there, so I can't help but wonder what he's looking for in a place like that. Alligators? Farmers? An alligator farmer??? No doubt he's planning something nefarious.

During this downtime, I noticed a shipment of haircutting equipment arriving on the island. Apparently a stylist is in town and wants the Berrys to start learning how to wear both wigs and hats at the same time. Even suggested we get a makeup artist to touch up the pretty little faces of our microwave friends.

Apart from that, a whole host of fixes, quality of life changes and additions are coming in a neat little package to hold us off until the next big update arrives. Let us prepare for when the time comes, when Edgy Dave starts t- BRRRR, what was that!? I know it's rather chilly this fine morning, but that was quite the cold snap I felt.

Anyway, I hope you'll be looking forward to this small update coming to DaveEXE very soon! Once this drops, it's back to Vex Clock for me. Stay tuned for more info on both DaveEXE and Vex Clock in the near future!