Ushangvagush Fury Poll! (Patreon)
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The elves have been a damn, snobby nuisance for a while with their pointless limits on our tree-fellings. Not to mention their insulting gemstone pedestal!
The humans of the Untamed kingdoms in the south (Not to be confused with The Spry Confederations, our trade allies) have been very annoying lately with their little adventurer raids. They want our book and we aim to keep it! Those bastards can't seem to keep their own people in line!
Then there's the goblins! The kings of annoying antics! They've attacked our fortress many times at this point and we've lost many a good dwarf to their raids. That being said, we haven't seen hide nor hair of em' since we raided the hell outta them last year. Hrmph, maybe we caused more damage than we thought?
Well waddya say, dwarves? Which of these bastards gets yer' beard ruffled?!