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Hello, all. It’s time for our MORT sequence voting! Our current exhibit is Music but we're going to do something a bit different this month. You need to provide music puns! The most enjoyable ones will become panels for the sequence.

Some examples I will be forced to use if yours aren't up to snuff:

Musical "scoring"

Lust enjoys music because it's one of the few places that considers Ds flat


You have until end of Saturday the 9th my time to get your suggestion in!

Comments

Cydra

A guy finds a conch that's been made into a musical instrument. Not to TOOT HIS OWN HORN, he thinks he would make a SWELL musician. He doesn't BLOW it completely, though it does tickle his WINDPIPE. It's not that he has FALSETTO charms, but he'll soon find she's better ATTUNED to SINGING on a ROCK. But once she masters her SCALES, she'll be able to sing both the HIGH and LOW SEAS.

Ross Phillips

Why don't pop stars wear pants on stage? The music's "allegro".