Fan Poetry- Roland (Patreon)

I do believe we have received our first fan poem/song! From friend of the site, Thom Revor, I present to you...

Sung to the theme of "Rawhide" in A.  Blues country key.

He’s Roland, Roland, Roland,

Though his breasts are swollen

Keep them puppies growin’, don’t hide…

Though Sam’s out to change you

through a survey purview

For Mercy’s sake you do abide

Certain things keep changin’

Your gender rearrangin’

You’re certain that Sam’s not on your side…

Chest sticks out, waist gets thin

Hair grows long, tan that skin

Hips get wide, head does spin

Roland!

Keep head straight, yang to yin

Hold on tight, gotta win!

For Mercy’s sake, force that grin!

Roland!