King Myd'ass's Bracelets (Patreon)

Everybody knows about King Midas, but the MORT has been trying to play down stories of his much cooler cousin, King Myd'ass. It's the curse with no foreseeable downsides! 

It's rare that agents fight to keep a cursed relic out in the public and it was a sad day when the Director cruelly locked the Bracelets away in a storage vault.