MORT Ch 5 P11 (Patreon)

Security maybe needs to work on his cover/bedside manner. But it does sound effective...

Making a pot roast is an innate cartoon mom skill. Like knowing about souffle risings. Or how to handle a hectic night of the boss coming over for dinner. All those sitcom-level disasters TV so prepared me for for but nobody ever encounters in real life. At least the client doesn't have to worry about the ol' "two dates at the same time" trope. Cartoon moms are free from that one.