Manitou Issue 6 Page 275 (Patreon)

The best part about coming up with fictional products is trying to think of the absolute worst names for them and then falling in love with it and now wanting that product to be real. I'm thinking Captain Berrington's Sweet Syrup would be like that artificial candy raspberry flavoring, like raspberry ice cream, that tastes nothing like actual raspberries but is delicious. I'm open to alternative suggestions though.