Mercynaries Page 633 (Patreon)

Look at how happy hurling your child at evil makes said child! Call me old fashioned, but if more parents these days were willing to throw their kids at evil bubble shields, we'd have a lot less... uh... kids always lookin' at those danged cell phones. Yeah! How many times have you seen Clem gabbing on a phone? Never! Because her parents love her enough to chuck her at things.

At least Mercy has the decency to look a bit distraught about this.