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It's another day and Rico is back on stage, animatedly broadcasting to the small group of aliens by his room. Desperate to prove humanity's greatness, Rico tells tales of his adventures, but we as an audience can easily recognize that Rico is just placing himself in plot lines stolen from movies and video games.


As Rico is recanting his valiant efforts to save princesses or small animals from harm, the crowd grows bored and fidgety.


The boss dramatically waves her way up on the stage holding a metal bucket above the crowd. Small blobs slither over the side. She waves to her ear and leans over the aliens gathered, "Make some noise if you want to see the freak eat!"




The crowd cheers and more visitors gather around the stage. Rico and the boss bicker through gritted teeth and hushed yelling so the crowd doesn't hear then. Rico argues, eyes shifting nervously, "You can't keep doing this!". The boss leans in more, towering over Rico and pressing the bucket against him, "I absolutely can. Now open wide."




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Author's Notes:

All of Rico's training at the diner pays off! A bucket of human chow goes down smooth after some of those Standard plates.


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