Ticklish Soles of Larceny: SENSITIVE SITUATIONS (1-3) (Patreon)

Let me tell you about myself. They call me Larceny. And, well this is embarrassing, but I happen to be the greatest thief in the world. Almost. There’s this one other over-inflated egomaniac that thinks SHE’S the best thief. But let’s not talk about her right now. This is about ME!

Here’s all you need to know: I’ve been called blindingly stunning, especially wearing this diamond necklace I just nicked. But it doesn’t matter. You’ll never see me. I’m smarter than you. I’m sneakier than you. And I will rob you blind at my first opportunity.

Just so long as I don’t end up in anymore SENSITIVE SITUATIONS. I have this one teensy weensy occupational liability. But it’s not even worth going into detail. Hide your valuables. Lock up your art and jewelry. You’ve just caught my eye.

Steal ya soon, sweetie,

Larceny

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