Marvelous Mescal (Patreon)

Fresh off of his Oscar nomination, Irish actor Paul Mescal found himself flooded with offers from movie studios looking to have him star in their next film. Despite his reservations due to how thin and lithe he was, his team convinces him to take a meeting with Marvel Studios. Unfortunately for Paul, they refuse to take no for an answer at the end of the meeting. Instead, the studio forcefully gives him the superhero physique that most men could only dream of...