CSA 23 - In the Bathroom with Lolicon-san... I Did It (Patreon)

As I pack my things into my backpack, I feel like Onee-san will find out that I'm moving, so I’ll temporarily head to the market.
I’ll purchase a magic bag to obtain an item box, storage, or inventory Skill before secretly moving.
It seems like it’ll cost a lot of money, so first, let's take 50 bottles of Hi-Potion to the Pharmacist Guild.

*

“Aah! Lotorl-chan! I haven't seen you lately, so I was worried!”
“I’d like to sell 50 bottles of Hi-Potion, please.”
“50!?

I line up the Hi-Potions on the counter.
The potion bottle is shaped like a long, thin test tube, so I have to support them with my hand so that I don't drop them.

“To think you have this much... And they're all real... Lotorl-chan, who are...?”
“How much is it today?”
“Eh, uummm, it’s 5 million El, but.”
“To the card.”
“...Yes.”

If you say it in a no-nonsense attitude, they won't ask too many questions.
Now that I have the funds, let’s go to the market to buy a magic bag!

“Level 3, this one is 5, this is Storage... so expensive. Inventory is, none huh...”

I examine the bags' abilities closely with appraisal sunglasses.
The magic bag with Storage ability costs 2 million El, so if I were to buy it here it would be too noticeable, so let’s go to the Adventurer's Guild for now.

“Oh, Lotorl-chan. How was Hanging Garden?”
“It was fun. Is Shishido-san here today?”
“I think he'll be back soon. Come here and tell me how it was.”

The usual onii-sans and onee-sans were having fun eating at the Adventurer's Guild's bar.
Let's enjoy the conversation until Shishido-san returns.

“Here, sit here.”

An onee-san wearing light equipment that was slightly revealing patted an empty seat, so I sat there.

“Want to eat something? Like this, this is delicious, you know?”
“That's mine! Well, I guess it’s fine.”
“Then, I won’t hold back, Itadakimasu.”

This salty-sweet boiled meat on the bones is yum-yum. Munch munch munch.

“So, how was it?”
“Gulp, I flew in the sky.”
“You flew, huh? Ha ha ha, that's a good one.”
“Did you meet any good men or anything?”
“I'm not interested in men, so.”
“Eh, umm, I guess so. You won’t be, at that age. You have a mature atmosphere, so I thought you could talk about that kind of thing.”
“I just like women. I can talk about things like that.”
“I-I see...?”
“People like Onee-san, they feel mature, so they’re to my liking.”
“M-me?”

I've always liked the healer onee-san who wears whitish clothes and looks neat and clean since my previous life.

“Hohou. Hey, how about me?”
“Nice. But I prefer lighter makeup.”
“Bufu-! Ah!? What the hell are you doing!?”

An effeminate onii-san who looks like he is a scout with black hair who is usually seen as a bullied character, was hit on the head by an onee-san who tends to dress lightly.

“Because you’re about to laugh!”
“You move too fast!”
“What!?”
“What!?”
“If you're going to have a lovers' quarrel, Do it somewhere else.”
““Ha-!?””
“You guys are always in sync.”

While we were having a fun conversation, Shishido-san came back.

“You guys sure are having fun. Let me join in.”
“Ou, Shishido. Just now, Ojou-chan was... wait, you, that arm...”
“Shishido... you screwed up, huh.”

When I turned around and looked at Shishido-san, I noticed that the sleeve on his right arm was fluttering.

“It got eaten by a dragon for a bit. Why, I had the wound closed by someone with good Recovery Skill, so there's no problem.”

“Shishido-san...”

What a serious atmosphere. This kind of atmosphere can only become comedy to me.

“Tettere─, mega potion.”

I take out the mega potion from my backpack and hand it to Shishido-san.

“Mega? What?”
“Don’t mind it, try drinking it.”
“S-sure.”

After swallowing it in one gulp, oh my, how strange, his missing arm suddenly started to grow back.

“This is!? How did you-!?”
“Ojou-chan, who the heck are you?”
“It's a secret. And this is not free either.”

I examine Shishido-san with the Appraisal Skill.
Swordsmanship Skill level 37, Flame Skill level 33, Float Skill level 5, Hero Skill. What’s Hero Skill? Well, it’s not necessary for me though.
Let's take Swordsmanship and Flame.

“Shishido-san, please come with me to the bathroom for a moment.”
“Eh? W-well, fine?”

While everyone was stunned, I went into the bathroom with Shishido-san.

“Um, what are you going to do?”
“I’m just going to take your little finger for a bit.”
“Little finger?”

I use Potion Creation Skill to turn Shishido's right little finger into Shishido potion.

“Higuuuuuh!?”

When Shishido-san's little finger that I had grabbed turned into Shishido Potion, I poured Mega Potion on it and immediately cured it.

“W-what’s the meaning of this!?”
“It's the compensation. Please think of it like that.”
“Compensation... I don't really get it, anyway, you saved me. Thank you.”
“Also, there is a magic bag that I want, so let’s go buy it together after this.”
“If it's not too expensive... the penalty for the dragon subjugation is, you know.”
“It's okay. Please take out your card.”
“Card? Here.”

I transfer money from my card to Shishido-san's card.
Gold coins that look like 3D images are flowing out like a waterfall from card to card.

“I’ve transferred 2 million El, so please use it to buy me the bag I want.”
“I won't ask you who you are.”
“Shishido-san was exactly what I expected from a lolicon comrade.”
“...I'm not a lolicon. Wait, comrade!? Are you one too!?”
“You have blown your secrets. Take a look at your pants.”
“Oh... wait, that's not true! I'm not a lolicoooooonnnnn!!"

When we came out of the bathroom, Shishido-san had turned into a bed of nails.

* (T/N: bed of nails is usually a metaphor for ‘can not stand’. I got it from a quick googling, don’t know if it’s correct.)

“...I'm not, a lolicon...”
“Everyone. Unless you want to look like Shishido-san, please keep what happened here a secret.”

So, shall we go buy a magic bag?

“Thank you very much!”

The clerk was so cheerful.

“Here, this is fine, right?”
“Thank you very much. You’ve saved me.”
“No, me too, really, thank you. Retiring just like that would be like hell on earth.”

With this, I can get the Storage Skill now.
Also, with the Shishido potion, I can get Swordsmanship and Flame. Lucky.
I parted ways with Shishido-san on the spot, went into a back alley, and teleported back to my house.

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