CSA 13 - I Tried to Tease the Onee-sans (Patreon)

Before returning to the Item Creation Guild, I stop by the Pharmacist Guild.

“Ah, Lotorl-chan. Hm? Somehow, your smell is good? And isn't your hair smooth? Onee-san is surprised at how beautiful you suddenly became.”
“That’s because I took a bath.”
“A bath... you say!?”

The color of Onee-san’s eyes blatantly changed.

“I have three Hi-Potions today.”
“Wait a minute! Tell me more about the bath!”
“That talk of becoming my pet, have you given it any proper thought?”
“If you're serious about that, then Onee-san has an idea as well.”

She said that with a mysterious expression, while making a gesture as if to say that she was about to give a lecture, but victory goes to the one who makes the first move.

“There's no use lecturing me. No matter what you do to me, you won't get your hand on a Hi-Potion, and I won't even talk about the bath... Ha! It can't be, are you planning to use hypnosis or brainwashing drugs──”
“I won't do that! What are you thinking!”
“I see. I'm a little disappointed.”
“I totally have no idea what you are thinking...”

Lilirul-onee-san holding her head with her hand in worry is also quite good.

“Then I’d like to sell three bottles of Hi-Potion.”
“Mu, that’ll be 300,000 El...”
“Well then, Onee-san. Please think carefully about the pet thing. Otherwise, I might end up picking someone else.”
“W-what the heck is that?”

I gave her a fearless smile and left. This has become a regular event.
Fainting in agony on the way home is already expected. If I’m going to tease Onee-san, throwing away shame is a cinch.
Kappa seems like it’ll exist in this world.

* (T/N: 屁の河童 - ‘a cinch’, but it literally means ‘fart kappa’)

“Geez! If you're going to be late, at least leave a note or something!”
“...I think this sense of distance is still too early...”
“Sense of distance?”
“I’m grateful for your concern, but I don't think we have that kind of relationship yet.”
“Umm?”
“In other words, Onee-san and I are more than acquaintances, but less than friends. So if we get our sense of distance wrong here, my likability for Onee-san will drop. If it drops all the way down, it means that my relationship with Onee-san will become non-existent.”
“That’s...”
“But it's okay. You can also increase my likability rating, so please try your best. If you propose at the maximum favorability rating, we can even get married.”
“Married...!”

Fufufu, Onee-san is being poisoned in a good way.
If anyone else was listening, I think they would say that ‘these guys are crazy’. I am aware of that.

I didn't have time to make dinner, so continuing with yesterday's hamburger steak, we ate a tasteless stew that Onee-san made today.
There is no salvation in a meal that doesn't provide any emotion.

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