January 2024 Update (Patreon)

Let's get right into it because I don't know what else to say. Our stories this month are:

-Astronauts have trouble keeping their pants (and other clothes) secure in "Defying Gravity" 

-Who will win? Who will keep their clothes on? The answer likely won't surprise you (we all know what we're here for). It's an all out prank war between your well-off, well-adjusted preps versus the gnarly greaser gang in "A Good Old Fashioned Rivalry

-January is known as dump month in entertainment. One of those releases was Night Swim, a movie about a haunted pool... or something. I dunno. It's Blumhouse -- anything they can make scary with no money they'll do it. The concept was so dumb that naturally I had to look up the synopsis and then write a porn parody of it. Enjoy "Nude Swim."

-Our solo fandom entry this month is a solo adventure of Pavitr Prabhakar of Earth-50101B! Every Spider-Man has specific canon events they have to live through and time has come for Pavitr in "Canon Events: Not So Easy." 

Note: I may also have some ideas bubbling under the surface for the other Spiders because it's really not fair to Peter to be getting all my attention. But we'll put a pin in that until I can actually get some words to screen. 

As always thank you very much for your support. And my DMs are always open for suggestions! Until next time!