Flat Tyre Part 1 (Patreon)

  Community Caption from October

“Hey there, sorry I don’t mean to be rude but it looked like you were struggling and could use some help? There is no need to be embarrassed a lot of people don’t know how to change a car tyre even people who are older then you are. Here just let me take over, at least you got your jack out that means you were on the right track. You just have to slide it under and leverage it like so, then we turn the crank. Is this all a bit too much for you to keep track of sweetie you look distracted. Is something the matter? Oh, you need the bathroom well then I better hurry hadn’t I. We wouldn’t want you having an accident in your pants. That is unless are you’re already wearing protection, haha sorry just thought I would ask. You never know, you do look rather innocent and lost. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if your bottom was wrapped in a thick thirsty diaper as we speak.

Ok, ok I believe you now let me just get back to what I was doing. So what’s your name then? Oh that’s a cute name I’m Mary it’s a pleasure to meet you. Aren’t you lucky that I happened to pass you on the way here, who knows how long you would be stuck waiting for a mechanic, not to mention how expensive it would be. He would also harass you about being a real man in comparison to you for not knowing how to change a car tyre. Hey don’t pout I’m only teasing; look all done now you can run off home to the potty. Oh no, looks like I might of taken a bit too long”