Have Your Fortune Read! (Patreon)

Do you have questions about what the new year has in store for you? Are there mysteries plaguing your soul that you just can't solve?  

Let Amazing Aurora, the Masterful Mystic answer them for you!   

"Call in" today!    

amazing aurora the masterful mystic is not responsible for any sudden anxieties, existential crises, or demonic possessions you may experience after your personalized reading

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Hey friends!   

Have you ever seen those old tv / radio psychics where you call in and have your fortune read?   

Well, I thought something like that as a community project could be fun!  

If you'd like to participate, record a <2min audio clip of yourself "calling in" to the station and asking a question you'd like to have the Masterful Mystic answer for you in her own mysterious way!    

No experience necessary!! You don't have to be a VA or have any experience with audio production - in fact it's even more authentic if you don't! Just record on whatever you have and send it to me!   

Keep the clips SFW and sensibly appropriate, but otherwise have fun with them- as whacky or serious as you'd like.     

email your audio clips to me at:  
alternateaurora@gmail.com
 

Please include in the title of your email:     
FORTUNE TELLER SUBMISSION   

I'm not sure how many of you will like to participate, but I will try to use as many as I can :)