Dead... By Daylight. Fed By Daylight? Wide by Daylight. (Patreon)

It's April, and you know what that means!

That's right - it's time to start planning for Halloween!

Last year I did a whole month of spooky stories... but not everyone was into that. So, as a compromise, I've decided to appeal to a videogame with one of the horniest fanbases I've ever seen.

And no, I'm not talking about Mass Effect. Y'all are already getting a Miranda Lawson story, calm down.

No, I'm of course talking about Dead by Daylight! The game series where you can either kill your friends, try and survive with your friends while you bully strangers online, or use your friends as bait while you rush gens! Those of you who hang out with me on Discord probably know that I play it semi-frequently, especially when I'm in the mood to punish myself.

Anyway, we're turning DBD from Toxic to Highly Caloric this Halloween, and I want to know what survivors I should write for! Listed below are a few of my personal favorites (there are a lot of them, so this is just a selection) for y'all to vote on. 

Don't worry! We're not going to see our survivors turned slow and supine just for slaughter. This isn't Saw. The Entity won't be happy with our killer, considering that all of our players will escape this match...

But here's hoping you will be!

For those of you who don't play but still want to vote, here's a list of all of the various survivors from the wikia page. 

And, uh, if anyone gets squicky about the ages (I know I did) I ventured into the wretched hive that is the DBD subreddit to drudge out this post that does a great job of breaking down ages - we'll be operating with this lore in mind.

As a PS, perhaps the popularity of characters will play a role in determining their sizes come match-time, FYI ;)

Curious to see how the Ko-Fi kids are doing? Check out their results here!

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