Yndyre: Extra Wyde Vamypre [BBW/XWG] (Patreon)

Bobo, what the hell. Halloween was last month. I swear to God with your nonsense.

Yes, but these aren't like spooky, scary vampires. Okay they are. But they're based off of lore found in the expansive, and I do mean expansive, interactive over on Writing.com, Legends of Yndyre. Follow the tale of a newly inducted vampire who finds herself in something of a love rhombus - the Dark Mistress of the house likes her more than her other concubines, and those concubines are all about sabotaging this little upstart. What is she, younger than two hundred years old? How dare she think she can muscle in on their territory!

So what do they do? Come on. You know what they do.

THEY MAKE HER FAT. Nobody's gonna wanna fool around with a big gray lump of flesh when there are two sexy, Bram-Stoker-esque ladies laying all sexy-like on the bed, right? 

Right?