Selena says "F YOU, THOR" (Patreon)

Selena and Thor have some history. Before she met her husband, Paolo Infierno, she had a tryst with the Norse God of Thunder. It clearly didn't last, but Thor promised to call her the next time he's in town and he never did. 

Remembering all the times Thor made fun of her for being unworthy, Selena decided to use the stupid hammer as a sex toy for her own pleasure. She still has that hammer and uses it on and off.