ASK MY DAD QUESTIONS! (Patron Version!) (Patreon)

ASK MY DAD QUESTIONS! The 'rents are in town, and I think I successfully convinced my dad to take some viewer questions, so post them here! (Whether or not he'll answer them and not just tell dad jokes is out of my hands!) ps. Like I said I might be a little MIA this week. I apologize for that in advance!