Be Careful What You... (Patreon)

The genie rolled his eyes when you made your wishes but sighed and snapped his fingers and then promptly disappeared. It didn't seem fair at first, but he did give you everything you asked for. So now you're hung like a horse, with a giant-breasted bimbo who worships your cock, and a million dollars in the bank! The only problem is he combined the first two wishes and didn't tell you which bank the money is in! Oh, well, at least he left you the dildo so that you can keep yourself occupied. After a few more hours of diddling yourself, you probably won't remember the money or even your name for that matter.  Well, you know what they say: it's better to be happy than rich, so you certainly will be blissful.