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In which we save Thanksgiving...FROM CHRISTMAS?!?

ALSO, SAN FRANCISCO! We're bringing our brand new never before seen live hour to your fine city!  Friday, January 19th at 7pm as part of SF Sketchfest!

Get tickets here: https://sfsketchfest2024.sched.com/event/1VUqM

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Anonymous

Jewish Lumberjacks?

J I

Dwarven miners. Natural enemies of elves.

Nicholas

This is EPIC. When is the movie coming out?

Dane Davenport

Brainstorming the opposite of Christmas and you arrived at a Jewish man performing miracles? For Christ sakes, guys.

Gregory Storkan

This is brilliant. If I were looking for 5 or 6 Jewish people, I would never even think of looking inside Michael Buble.

Gregory Storkan

Also Michael is such a vibe over there with his hands on his forehead as he stares in utter wtf at his computer screen. 😄

Peter C.

Christmas is staying put; the Christmas season as defined by capitalism, however, is growing. That shit's been at my Costco for at least a month already. So you need anti-capitalism. You need Bernie Sanders.

Anonymous

Something anti-snetic WAS thought in this one after all.

Brian Coari

Seeing how the magic happens was worth every penny of this Patreon. It's like you're creativity heavyweights.

Leo Burn'd

How was this 7min long? It felt like 3min max! Wait, is that what's happening to the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas??

Anonymous

Fuck yeah, SF tickets acquired!

Anonymous

I am so happy I was here to witness this monstrosity

Bobby Norman

Lars von Trier's Antichrist still scars me! That scene where she hits him with a log! I mean wtf!? Although there was one more movie which was worse than that, a Serbian Movie. Watching that made me realise I'm far too gullible when my friends tell me "Arthouse Movies are cool"

Blake Fehl

There are so many parts from Antichrist that will never leave my mind. The self-mutilation scene with the scissors still makes me cringe. I was reviewing movies at the time, and at a press screening for the film. When the lights went up another critic said, "Listen, I'm an atheist but I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell after watching that."

Blake Fehl

Everyone knows that Starbucks is the driver on the war on Christmas. It's like you guys don't even watch Fox News anymore.