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In which we chat with actor/director/lunatic Chris Lowell.

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Anonymous

Thanks Mike!

Nathan Manning

I know you guys joke that this is all a cash grab but I have to say it really is a treat to hear from my childhood comedians again

Gregory Storkan

Feckin' Name Drop. What a legend.

Myra Bronstein

I won't even attempt to make a joke in the midst of these witty individuals. I'll just say that I'm thrilled to support BriTANick, two of the most creative brilliant people in the world. Maybe that's kinda what (I hate) Chris was trying to say?

Chris Fulton

I see his face in anything and immediately it's "I'm a Libra"

Anonymous

Chris Lowell being the third member explains the TAN portion of BriTANick.

Melazond

MIIIKE! You’re doing the Lord’s work! Or a lord’s work, at least. Thank you!

Melazond

OK OK I know him from Glow! God he was great. His style is still so 80s prep! Honestly it works for him

Anonymous

Thank God threesomes were invented so BrItAnIcK/britanick/BRITANICK/bRiTaNiCk/bRItanICk could make a video about it so they could revisit these unrelated moments

Anonymous

I like this guy.

Anonymous

Bring Chris back to talk more about The Leftovers

Void

Does Chris know about the invention of the iron?

Peaslepuff

I am living for the chaotic energy Chris brings to the table

Daniel Smith

Speaking of weird shit ya'll were in once upon a time, anywhere I can find a copy of Searching for Sonny?

Tom Legan

Someone needs to use the Succession quote, so here we go: stares at the dildo on the ceiling… face still reeling from the slap… subtle taste of whisky as its burning it’s way through esophageal tissue…. “ I love you, but you're not serious people.”

Aaron Davidson

Fun fact, I say "and theeeese are buttons" at least once a month and have never gotten the knowing response from anyone.

Aaron Davidson

If i subscribe to a higher tier, will you record yourself saying, "this is Aaron's phone and this is chris lowell and theeeese are buttons." ?

Anonymous

I say "Not all of your problems are birds" at least once a month and nobody ever gets that one either

Anonymous (edited)

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2023-10-04 03:43:12 I have definitely said 'I'm a Libra!' when asked by star sign before. I am not a Libra.
2023-09-12 11:48:47 I have definitely said 'I'm a Libra!' when asked my star sign before. I am not a Libra.

I have definitely said 'I'm a Libra!' when asked my star sign before. I am not a Libra.

Maggie

Starting a new tradition where I comment "I can't believe I paid $10 for this!" Because I genuinely can't

Nick S

Lol, my three favorite comedians, Brian, TAN, and ick

Theo Delettre.

Insane how much better Mike's video and mic quality is than either of the hosts lol