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Cash Grab Episode 37 - A Hotdog on a Skateboard (Patreon)

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2024-04-10 22:13:38
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In which we write children's books.

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J I

My dad's #1 dad joke was "Use my name, you'll get a good seat" when someone would excuse themselves for the washroom. I hated it. Drove me nuts. After he died, I co-opted it for myself and now use it to drive everyone around me crazy. Some friends are so aware of it that they will start to excuse themselves, stop mid-sentence, and turn to me before walking away in silence. Heartily recommend.

Gregory Storkan

Mine was right in btween you two—whimsical poetry that I *decided* was all about me: In winter I get up at night And dress by yellow candlelight. In summer, quite the other way, I have to go to bed by day. I have to go to bed and see The birds still hopping in the tree, Or hear the grown-up people's feet As they go past me in the street. And does it not seem hard to you, When all the sky is clear and blue, And I should like so much to play, To have to go to bed by day?

DoomFeather

Jack Prelutsky! I loved his stuff as a kid. "Bleezer's Ice Cream" was my favorite.

Coal Musterm

I had to pause for a bit. Good thing there's fifteen seconds left.

Sam Pinnelas

What does non-canon mean for a person? Are they not real? Did Brian make them up? Can only he see them? All I have are questions

HJA

Ai imagery is an abomination unto Nuggan

Sophie Cleverly

Beginning to think I shouldn't have mentioned to you guys that I write children's books 😂 Also fun fact, his name was Theodore Seuss Geisel which is where the Seuss came from. And it was originally pronounced like "Zoice"

Nick Powell

Funny coincidence, my favourite book when I was small was The Blue Balloon, a story about a big balloon that was blue

Michael Diamond

If you don’t mind, Brian, I’d like to use that “looks good on the outside” shtick at every restaurant I go to from now on