Math (Patreon)

Depending on what you choose to do, there are two ways this can play out:

You can whip it out and fuck me. You'll last about 30 seconds, after which I'll horsekick you off me, ruining your orgasm and sending your wee juices onto the floor. I'll then yell at your ashen face for about 5 minutes before you cry just like you did in the locker room. Mop the sullied floor with your face to save the hotel custodian the trouble, and finish the evening by dragging you by your gay-ass emo hair into the bathtub and pee on you before I leave for home.

Or, you can pucker up and eat my ass for the next forty minutes, your hands tied behind your back while I touch myself watching amateur interracial gangbangs of Muslim elf girls on my phone. Do a good enough job, and don't complain about your jaw getting sore, ask nicely enough, and I'll finally show you the recordings of what I did to your sister, in this very hotel bathroom, last week.

But I didn't need to tell you any of that. You already did the math.

Which is why you're already on your knees.

Don't worry, I'm feeling generous tonight. I'll drool a nice, cute, minty-fresh little puddle of saliva on the floor, and massage your dick over it with my feet while you watch the video.