CASINO HEIST! (Patreon)

Script: Anonymous

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It’s your first heist together with Akira. Steal the treasure from the owner of the casino who loves high risk bets. What could go wrong?

A: Remember the plan?...And if shit hits the fan, your super duper amazin-and talented boyfriend will save the day!...........D-don’t glare at me like that. Yeesh!

You walk away but Akira pulls you back

A: W-wait!…wait! Love, aren’t you forgetting something?…Y-you said it increases my luck!...Lean in closer? Okay!...Closer?...Closeeeeer?

You poke his nose and smile.

A: Don’t tease me~

[Akira ‘pouts’ and you kiss him…kiss...and he gets carried away…]

A: The heist!...Right!...See you out there beautiful~

You approach the table. Akira is dealing cards stunning a small crowd

A: Step right up, step right up! Can you be the first to beat this casino’s newest dealer!? Come challenge he with PHANTOM FINGERS!

[Akira shuffles cards and stylishly flips them to the players. A spark flies out each card thrown down]

A: Call?... No?...Unfortunate! How about you shadoow…-sir!...Raise?...I’ll call then~

[Akira tosses a card on the table and the shadow growls]

A: Looks like I win again! I’ll take these~

[Pulls giant pile of poker chips to him]

A: (taunting)…Now now…don’t be upset, I’m not cheating…Hmm? Want a game with higher stakes?.....Then let’s!~

You sit at the table

A: A phantom thief?...So exciting~ Joining us?...Wonderful! This game will be more complicated…Hup!

[Akira flips the table revealing a roulette.]

A: See this die? (flashes). Predict its number and color of the roulette it will land on…And to spice things up... The player who draws the highest card from me…will choose an elemental spell for the roll…Sounds easy? High bets only!

[Akira shuffles cards; holds them to the shadow to draw. Then you]

A: Now reveal your cards!

You toss your card on the table.

A: Mr. Shadow! You have the highest card!....(shuffles the die between fingers)…Okay! Our element this round is wind! Make your bets!....(Chips tossed onto table)… Here we go!

[Akira toss die in the air and casts Garu….Wind gushes across table and guides die into roulette]

A: And the winner issss. The charming phantom thief!

[Shadow growls as Akira slides the poker chips to you]

A: Woah!

[Akira jumps between you and the shadow]

A: No need for violence Mr. Shadow!…W-wha?...This round I must bet a prized possession for the treasure we’re trying to steal?............(nervous laugh)…Love…I think our cover is blown…

[Multiple shadow noises]

A:…Annnnnd we’re surrounded…

You hug Akira’s arm

A: ...Do you trust me?…Perfect…(Confidence soaring!)… HEY SHADOWMAN. PAY ATTENTION. I bet my beloved’s heart! A treasure more valuable does not exist! A deal??? G-good. Let’s roll the die. Love, make our prediction…3…2…1…

[Akira throws the die and cast zio; paralyzing shadows and scattering chips everywhere]

A: That’s our queue! Quick! (Grabs your hand and dashes)

[Running through casino as Shadows chase]

A: …Asshole? Because of that bet? Duck!... (Dodges attack)…I’d never risk losing you – (shoots shadow)…It was our escape!...Besides…(Kills another)…you were terrified back there.

[Kicks over slot machine; hits 777]

A: Ow! -Oh hey. Jackpot! That hurt…Ankle!...Ow!…(slows)…Go on love. I’ll slow you down-

You kill the shadows closing in and Carry Akira on your back

A: S-so cool! (eyes sparkling)…There’s just a few more (shoots the last shadows)…Nice!

You slow to a walk

[Akira kisses your cheek and purrs?/hums?]

A:…I’m an idiot and you weren’t scared earlier?...My imagination huh? (kisses your neck) Guess its my imagination seeing how red you are now? (Bites your ear).. What a cute moan- HEY

You drop Akira and keep walking

A: Wait!! My ankle! Cure myself?? B-but -!

Arghhhh wait up!!

[End]

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