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Kaciart

im just imagining 'Dont worry Ingrid - he'll still pay you but if he has half a brain cell he'll pull out'

Geralt tells him to fuck off

He's not going to be told what to do 

'Fine.'

Jaskier saunters over to the manliest guy there and sits on his lap

'Hey handsome - my evening just freed up~~'

He's well prepped too

he was waiting for Geralt to come back

'He'd be like 'come one fellas - Ill write a ballad about anyone who can make this bard sing'

anyone wanted to be the focus of a Jaskier song