FF15 Making a Statement (Patreon)

Officer Iggy AU

Ellaygee

"snitches get stitches" 

Kaciart

'Don't worry iggy, it looks worse than it is'

'Who?'

'Snitches get stitches, Igster'

i feel like Proms being used to make a statement so it really does look worse than it is

its all bruises in visible areas, nothing broken

'It's superficial, I swear'

Im just imagining him being like

'SEE'

and whipping up his shirt

nothing on his chest

Someone didnt pay

Proms like a walking advertisment

he plays up the pain around the dodgy crowd

'You can buy me a pity coffee if you want 8D and a muffin'

Ignis scoffs but totally does

'what flavour?'

'raspberry and white choc?'

SIGHHHH