Teen Wolf Would you like a stab with that? (Patreon)

'i got the e-eggs...and uhh...a sh-shiny new stab wound...'

he was texted to get some stuff for the pack meeting

Ellaygee

was the stabbing unrelated to pack? 

Kaciart

i doubt it

The others are all 'OMG why didnt you TEXT'

And Scotts scrambling over to him where he's slumped in the doorway

'He's in shock! Your brain doesnt isnt as rational'

i also kept imagining this line

Where theyre like 'Why couldnt we smell you??'

'Um, I SHOWER???'

'The *BLOOD* Stiles'

'Oh....*I* can smell it??'